Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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