Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
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I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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