Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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