i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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