They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
And then he peed in my hair
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