im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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