grandma shit on top of the toilet
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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