Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
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Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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