He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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