I think my vagina is haunted
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
And then he peed in my hair
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