Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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