i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
