ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
