Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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