Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
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Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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