I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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