it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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