My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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