Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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