For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Randomize
