Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
i now understand why vodka
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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