He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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