CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
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my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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