conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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