i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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