Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
You are the jesus of drinking
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
