do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
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You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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