He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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