i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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