I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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