Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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