But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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