Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
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Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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