His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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