Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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