If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Farmville is her only friend.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
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I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
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he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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