She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Someone signed my nipple.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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