He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
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Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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