She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Randomize
