Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
