Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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