Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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