If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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