But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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