so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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