Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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