Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
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is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
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So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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