I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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