dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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