Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
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I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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