So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
