I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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