I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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