fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
