dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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