If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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