i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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