her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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operation have a gay friend backfired
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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